Thank God that address puts it in the Hudson River.

Ya, she really knows how to pose, but it sure looks ridiculous from the alternative angles.

I am that person. I’m a terrible gift buyer, so if I know that you like something I’m buying you ALL of it. Help others like me with heavy handed hints that are delivered in advance of Christmas and birthdays.

I caught that too. I think it’s funny that she’s trying to look like the curviest girl in a photo that includes her sister Kim.

So my eye went straight to Kylie Jenner in those two different angles of pretty much the same photo. Her extremely hard posing looks wild from the angle photo that’s not her own selfie. No wonder so many people look ridiculous making those poses.

“Can I get on the list?”

Back in the 90s I once commented to my mom that I thought an Anne Geddes picture was cute, which then launched a full decade of my mom buying me Anne Geddes books, coasters, prints, whatever for every gift-giving holiday. So much Anne Geddes!

Oh word? Welcome to the late 20th century, girl. Anyone doing any kind of art-related job has been on the ropes since the mass availability of photo-editing and desktop-publishing software. Why pay an actual professional a couple hundred bucks for a logo when your nephew “can do one on his computer thing”? Why pay for…

These fucking babies waste so much time on the most trivial shit. Can you Americans please elect some goddamn adults next time?

Agreed. I actually think her performance in Being John Malkovich should have been among the many awards nominations that film received.

I really like Cameron Diaz. She’s a very good comedic actress and just a likable human being. I’m also convinced that Bad Teacher is an unrecognized gem.

I’m disappointed, too. I don’t really follow either of them, but they seemed like a good, fairly low-key match. She never seemed to let his grumbliness get to her and he seemed content to just keep himself busy.

I don't think it's even possible for Kanye to get lost in a forest given his shouting radius.

Don’t tell Kanye but ...

If Kanye is mad and no one is around, does anyone care?

I am surprisingly upset by this information. Despite some of her extremely shitty options (vaccines), I enjoyed their reality show and thought they made a really sweet couple.

Please vaccinate your children.

Thank you! I was hoping that someone was going to pour one out for this long lost opportunity.

Never forget