Listening is good.

Well, yeah. What exactly can Obama do at this point? He’s likely not going to endorse anyone in particular (especially since he’s not giving it to his own former VP) and ex-presidential norms (ahhhh remember when those still counted?) prevent him from criticizing or even remarking upon his successor, not even to tell…

If I get my head frozen, it’s going to be for comedy purposes only.

Having children is definitely falling for one of the classic blunders; username checks out.

The idea that Obama would come out against Bernie if he was running away with it is brain-dead-level stupid. If Obama is nothing else, he’s a brilliant politician. That he’d look at how splintered democratic voters are and say, “You know what? I’m just going to throw a grenade in the middle of it and denounce the…

And he certainly doesn’t owe it unwavering support to Bernie Sanders or a socialist America, no matter how many idiotic “Obama has betrayed us!” pieces this site comes up with, ignoring the fact that Obama has always been a liberal, not a socialist. 

Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown.

OMG. I saw only the cover photo and I thought it was Ann Coulter. 

YouTube dramas make me feel like saying “ok boomer” to MYSELF.

...the King of Hip Hop...

Right? It can’t be impossible to say that (for example) 75% of people over 10 years have not attempted to use their eggs, or that the live birth success rate is 20%. It’s not impossible to determine the success rate- you just don’t count the people who haven’t even tried to use their eggs. 

So I’m currently undergoing my third round of egg freezing. I’m in my mid-thirties, absolutely for sure want biological kids (if spending 30k didn’t already make that obvious), and for me, egg freezing has been a way of giving myself time I wouldn’t otherwise have. My anti mullerian hormone level is really low for my…

As the last section points out, this isn’t just a $10k+ gamble that your frozen eggs will result in a child at some point, it’s also a gamble that this is a business model that will survive until the point at which you want to use your eggs.

Have you considered using comic sans in purple on a pink background with pictures of kittens embedded in it? That is always best for the Staff Update, "John no longer works here. Direct all questions to the regional supervisor."

OK fine.

And if you’re a woman, your work e-mail has to strike a very delicate, near-impossible balance between “friendly” and professional. Too light of a tone, and you’re not taken seriously because you’re a flighty woman. Write in a matter-of-fact way that’s similar to your male colleagues, and you’re a joyless ballbuster.…

Fine.

FINE.

It’s probably a good time to stop asking Scarlett Johansson any questions about anything. She’s been famous since she was in her teens, and she’s basically been saying really dumb stuff at every opportunity for the entirely of that span. She’s not going to evolve. She’s not going to grow. She’s always going to be good…