People you are related to do not necessarily have your best interests at heart, despite the assumption that “family is everything” etc etc. Families can, I suppose theoretically, lift you up, but not every family acts like a support, and may actively try to fuck you up as a regular, group effort. 

Also:

Not the first time she has made an appearance here:

Starred for *Name not changed because fuck her.

I love that you didn’t change her name. Savage 😂

I get angry every time I read about this story.  This was wrong, the school district knows this was bullshit.  I hope he sues them.

I hope he sues the living shit out of this school. The idea that telling someone not to call you a name is a fireable offense if the most idiotic thing I have ever heard and they are not qualified to teach brine shrimp much less children.

“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

The vanity fair article paints a much sweeter image, where Simon also made mistakes. That’s friendship sometimes. 

I mean, I wouldn’t count writing a “memoir” about someone who can’t defend themselves that’s full of snide sounding gossip as being that good a friend either...

You're basing your assessment on a review in PAGE SIX?

I bet Leto makes out with it when he’s alone.

“Something”?

Apropos of nothing in this article, that’s a really good fake head.

2008 Deadspin comment on 2019 The Root. Kudos.

I have a mother and late stepfather who would be rolling in his grave if he caught wind of your hot take there.

Imagine dedicating a not insignificant portion of your time to trolling a blog.