I honestly love this analogy so much.

These attorneys knew who they were dealing with; she was rich only on paper. How did they think they were going to get paid? 

Yes!

She never cashed out.

I thought this story was going to start with a limerick; like so:

No, he really didn’t.

I never understood why black conservatives/conservatives  always bring up that Republicans freed the slaves, so the fuck what? That is like saying Darth Vader did some good things in his past, yeah when he was Anakin Skywalker, not now now when he is half man/half cyborg blowing up planets.

Criminally under-starred.

Obviously, as a CEO of the company she had a large salary. Her kind however, think that the money train is endless and likely spent almost as much as she made saving very little.

Once Theranos went under, no more salary and all those once-valuable shares are now worthless. Hence, no money.

Her defense: it was a business deal gone bad, which happens all the time. We never intentionally lied or misled anyone. We sincerely believed the science existed to achieve this technology, and as long as we believed it, we can't be accused of intentional fraud.

I wonder what she did with all her turtlenecks? Maybe she still wears them around the house? 

I honestly don’t know what this woman thinks her endgame is going to be. What exactly is her defense? Your product literally never existed. I realize she’s weaseled her way out of tough jams before, but seriously, take a plea. This can’t end well. 

I know I would enjoy a jabbing stick in her brain.

Where is all that money now

“You should have gone for the IPO [snap].”

At first glance, between the picture and the title, I thought it was Elizabeth Smart.  I thought to myself, “well that took a turn, didn’t it?”

Where is all that money now if it’s not being spent on legal fees?

I think she’s fascinating. I’m sure quite a few shrinks would jump at the opportunity to poke around in her mind.

So she put on the gauntlet, snapped her fingers and half her legal fees disappeared?