oof— i want to make it clear that i do not want to disrespect you or your relationship or the pain you feel right now. i also want to make it clear that after reading that, i believe you have accomplished addition by subtraction, love. maybe consider not being friends with him if his way of being a friend is anything…

sorry for your loss; happy you got to love each other.

hahahahahahaha-- this brings me a lot of joy.

Louder for the people in the back!!! Thank you, Ashley.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it eleventy billion times...J.lo is my very favorite vampire.

thank you so much! i will check it out.

I grew up listening to those women on NPR and admire all of them. They are such a part of my childhood that this feels like a personal loss on some level. At some point in the last 20 years there was a piece (I cannot remember where I saw or heard it) on Steve and Cokie Roberts and their love story and their family…

oh for fuck’s sake. he’s always outdoing himself in his assholery.

The stars are blind is a solid dreamy pop song. I will always have to give Paris Hilton that.

Yeah, I absolutely see that. And that part is bleak; I agree with that too. I just keep focusing on how happy Johnson seems to be about all of this and the genuine relationship they seem to have as a way to distract myself from the bleakness and hope that it’s all Johnson’s agency, etc. They could make an ad for…

Agree. Alice Johnson is beautiful and also has a normal and relatable body. She seems like a good model for shapewear to me, if that’s what she wants to do. Plus, this modeling job probably paid her very well. If she wants to or is willing to talk about how great she thinks Kim is for helping her, fucking have at it.…

Brava! I’ve only seen a few episode of this and it reminded me a lot of that all women sketch comedy show that was (is?) on IFC...I am pretty sure it was Canadian? Anyway, they both have a very distinct feel that feels kinda niche and very improv to me. Maybe they’re not for everyone and maybe not funny in overt ways…

I fucking love Lizzo.

Wasn’t she nominated for an Emmy for Fosse/Verdon? I should have googled this before making this comment, but I didn’t. My point is, she’s good!

tbh, i’d be pretty excited about this too though.

watch out for the dia-bee-tus!

So genuine! I haven’t found his extra to be too much, ever. He seems like such a lovely person.

yeah, screens may not be enough and in new york (i think that’s where he is?) so many places require these metal guard thingies to keep kids and pets safe. once my mom calle dme in a panic because her cat had managed to get climb through the guard thing in pursuit of a pigeon and was turning around on the sill. that…

ugh, same. and then my dad walked into the room AT THE END.

poor jonathan and poor beautiful kitty. that is awful.