I was reading this and thinking, “so...a more autobiographical, serial version of Glitter?”

the lacquer bar!!!!

I love peanut butter and very much enjoy it in some ice cream flavors and some other desserts but I like the cut of your jib re: your conviction and confidence about the subject.

she was brilliant in getting on. they all were. i loved that show so much. i really wanted her to win an emmy for that. i always root for niecy, she’s so talented!

have fun, kara! you are hilarious and great at what you do. congratulations on your new gig and also on the time jamaica kincaid emailed you. that was amazing. thank you for approaching the silly and crazy stuff with as much skill and care as the serious/scary/awful and crazy stuff.

I was obsessed with that piece and I still randomly spend far too much time thinking about how/why LVP and/or chef added avocado to a caprese salad (yes, I know California has amazing avocados but it still doesn’t make sense to me).

I love you for this.

I came here for this. Thank you.

You may have seen it but you’re just blacking out that memory for psychological health reasons— god knows I wish I didn’t remember it. I think it was just when she did that auto-tuned-to-the-max song “marry me” that she wrote (I think) to propose to Slade.

thanks for the offer but sisters are doing it for themselves these days, josh.

Is this not a little harsh re: Oscar nominated cutie Jacob Tremblay? Isn’t he technically A-list too? Even though he’s like barely a tween or whatever? He’s literally Academy Award list and he’s much more talented than Bella Thorne, based on my reading of this primer and my cursory knowledge of her.

hahaha—true. honestly, the sweater alone isn’t what hurt my eyes. it was more the combo of all the things she’s wearing. those particular boots with that particular sweater, etc. plus i feel like every episode she’s wearing just one too many possibly ridiculous fur or feather or teddy bear getups. it’s getting to be…

This reminds me of how stupid and ugly Bethenny’s weird Stratton

ah, i see you were also betrayed by janet and her adorable baby. although in my case, the second show was also cancelled and my sister was out money for a change ticket fee from an airline. when the picture of that cute and healthy baby was released i was like, “fuck you, adorable miracle child”.

hahahaha— my brain read that last part in hank hill’s voice

your burner name is hilarious and also makes me want to vomit everywhere.

i’m so sorry that happened to you. emphasis on “happened to you”. you didn’t consent to that. you told him to stop and he chose not to. it’s not your fault.

oops! should have looked downthread to see this waas already covered.

there is a shiny, new mcdonalds that’s only been open a few months across the street and maybe one block up from this starbucks location. depending on how much of an emergency it had become (clearly pretty bad since she peed her pants), it would have been a much easier option than the other starbucks they recommended.

this location has zero seats. it’s really, really small. i go there a lot because it’s near where i work. it has a really slender bar counter that wraps around a portion of the windows and the corner that you can lean up against to drink your coffee or charge your phone. it makes sense that they don’t have one, given…