there is a shiny, new mcdonalds that’s only been open a few months across the street and maybe one block up from this starbucks location. depending on how much of an emergency it had become (clearly pretty bad since she peed her pants), it would have been a much easier option than the other starbucks they recommended.

this location has zero seats. it’s really, really small. i go there a lot because it’s near where i work. it has a really slender bar counter that wraps around a portion of the windows and the corner that you can lean up against to drink your coffee or charge your phone. it makes sense that they don’t have one, given…

FIfteen!! I haven’t thought about that show in forever! I also didn’t realize he was on it. I think I first became aware of him when that show Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place started. I don’t think I even watched that but for some reason the promos really stuck with me. 

takers!!!!

and get a load of ramona. she definitely had some refreshing. her skin looks practically incandescent (in a good and also slightly alarming way).

the end of his recaps where he writes jill zarin creeper fanfic are going to be even better this time around!

GROSS. also, is it too skeptical of me to think that a big part of that is her trying to get invited to a state dinner or some shit?

hahahaha this is spot on/offensive to beverly leslie jordan.

yikes!! that is uncanny. i can’t believe i never noticed this before (although i don’t know why i’d ever be thinking of the two of them together).

To quote Brandy yet again: almost doesn’t count.

than may be true but i knew her niece (her other sister’s daughter) and she is legit one of those people who is naturally very thin. she’s also tall so it looks even slimmer spread out on her than is she was like 5'5" or whatever but at least some of that is actually genetics.

GROSS. goddamnit, mellencamp!!!

remember when shade court was resurrected and kara told us it was because jamaica kincaid personally emailed her and requested it? occasionally i read stuff here and laugh hard and think, “i wonder if jamaica kincaid laughed at that too?” other times, i’ll read comments and wonder which commenter is jk, if she…

ha! i have done that a few times recently and without being able to stop myself i’ve exclaimed “i love exact change!” to the cashiers. they’re all like “whatever, lady”. i’m only 36.

nah, she stays up all night not taking the pills but then she has some like the next day or something and goes to rehab. when she gets back and blanche asks how it feels to be cured, she says that she’ll never be cured and she’ll take it day by day or something. but it does all get tied up nicely in one episode and is…

is courtney b. vance very funny in it? something about him being in the mix was intriguing to me. i am hoping he delivers.

tj miller even makes me pay minimal attention to and laugh sometimes at those stupid mucinex commercials.

thank you for this info! i am one of the people it looks fab on!!!!

in the early nineties i had a bodysuit from limited too that was scoopneck with horizontal stripes of this green, purple and black. i was obsessed with it. (also i was in fifth or sixth grade.) it was so many things i was loving at the time.

this color looks amazing on me and i love these kind of greens. the name “greenery” is pretty stupid but otherwise, i am psyched about this. i realize it’s not great for lots of people who cannot or dare not wear it or decorate with it but i’m also one of those people whose first name was never, ever on any key chain,…