i love tony bennett.

he did cue that line—but this pic is not that line. this pic is from the pilot, i think. or some other time in the first season. ken howard guest starred in season seven. (this is not a criticism, just me jumping at a chance to flex my gg knowledge muscles.) i love that ken howard episode.

oh, she has. caitlyn is still a die-hard conservative who thinks that this election is only about the economy and thinks that ted cruz would be willing to listen to/address issues concerning the transgender community if only caitlyn were able to sit down with him and explain. she thinks democrats have ruined the…

oh wait, i’m doing this wrong. i voted for seeing somone naked for the first time because that seems much more fun than a family reunion.

well this is shitty and heartbreaking news. i really hope he and q tip found some peace. watching them in beats, rhymes & life felt like watching mom and dad fighting or something. it hurt my heart. tribe’s music is like oxygen to me.

what the hell is “white people dabbing”? is that caucasian people dabbing things? people of other races dabbing caucasians? i’m so confused. is this about makeup artists?

i would watch this show every day.

not even in his be like mike heyday?

wait— i’m way behind on the last season! what are her fiancé's creepy lies?

blessed be

i don’t really think she’s hating on people using it for the platform. most housewives fans are aware of and at least have a begrudging respect for the hustle that goes along with the shows. i just thought the comment was probably a nod to the fact that many of the real housewives are very into themselves and love…

also, i’m not even sure what they mean by that. do they fight a lot? are they afraid sometimes they’ll fight just so they can make up, garth brooks style? is their makeup sex that much better than their other sex? they may have touched on this in the video but i can’t stomach actually watching them interact so i’ll…

johnny depp changed his ‘winona forever’ tattoo (from when he and winona ryder were a couple) to ‘wino forever’.

yes but if he’s not willing to buy me tampons when i’m in a jam, he’s not getting any exposure to my vagina ever so, think of the mens(es).

can graham substitute his sister for the wife, like he was planning on doing for first lady if he became president?

eyebrow delivery system!!

they did that in real life?! where is that magical place?

same!

when he said “only your friends would clap for frere jacques...” i wanted to punch him in the throat. obviously they are clapping because in the past you two have insisted that any time david foster graces your ears with the gift of his piano playing you are to sit rapt, silent and in great awe and then act like it’s…

i think she probably just means that the fact that she’s on this show at all could make her a candidate.