oops— didn’t see that others had already posted this.

ding, ding, ding! you win! she said on a reunion show that they didn’t have hot water for, like, a kind of ridiculously long time. if I recall correctly, she said it super causally to andy, as if of course he and everyone else knew that. something about old pipes and a very expensive plumbing issue?

if you don’t have a food processor (though they do make great pie crusts— just pulse the flour, cold butter, salt and sugar together until it start looking kinda like sand with a bunch of pea sized crumbles in it and then slowly add ice water until it starts to form a ball. shape into disc, wrap in plastic and put it…

it’s stevie wonder!!

i lost it at “this has brightened up my day...thank you dead-mow-five”. by the time i got to the minnie mouse ones i was crying. something about “thank you dead-mow-five” was just too hilarious. no idea what’s wrong with me.

i really like emily blunt and if this has to be done, i think she’s a good choice (well, basically a perfect choice) but WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE DONE?! mary poppins is practically perfect in every way already. there’s zero need for a remake. ZERO.

no love for samoas?

hahahahahaha irv gotti

now i can breathe again, baby, now i can breathe again

I read this too fast and thought you hoped there was a nice bed of glass waiting for him. I was temporarily horrified.

not.

hahahaha— this is great. and, sadly, not far from what happens in real life. it is amazing how much rope people will let out to hang themselves with when you start messing with them in response to the “what are you/where are you from/but how come your eyes are that color” questions. they’ll just go and go, completely…

you own that necklace?!!! how’d you get it? i have a framed, signed photo of all of them and i was pretty psyched about it but rue’s actual stuff is way better. do you wear it? what else do you have (if you feel like sharing)?

i think my favorite part of this is the suggestion that maybe she and brandy could collaborate sometime in the future. that sent me into quite a fit of giggles. collaborate on what?!

if this story is true at all, i would think it was that hairdresser guy that looks exactly like her. like, if her dad is her biological dad, the resemblance between her and that alex roldan guy is one of the most uncanny resemblances i‘ve ever seen (amongst non-biologically related people).

and poor gugu got lost in this as well. she looks really washed out.

they did something weird to helen mirren too. she looks off. she’s a gorgeous woman and whatever they did to this image is making her fall flat compared to how incredible she usually looks.

remote! that is a really good way to describe it.

i forgot (or didn’t realize) that mildred pierce is one of his. i need to rewatch that, for some reason i couldn’t sit through any of the installments when it first aired.

she’s really been on this week, right? or am i descending into madness?