I know nothing about losing an eye. Is the eyepatch just an affectation since he also wears a glass eye? 

That kind of sounds delicious, though I've never had ham salad.

Ha yeah. I mean, didn’t Hugh Jackman just party with them? Famous people and rich people are like, “But they’re my friends! I can’t PUNISH them for the things that they do! That would be WRONG! WHY are you so MEAN?” etc.

I think they'll be welcomed back just fine. 

And these neighbors (in my experience) are the same ones who leave their doors unlocked or open, leave their trunks open, and have signs on the lawn with their children’s name, school & sport displayed. They’re reckless and “afraid” of the wrong things.

I'm confused by what being afraid vs adventurous has to do with either perceived or actual age? 

Ugh, I did the same. There wasn't visible shit in the car, just streaks along one side. I had to wait until the next stop to switch cars (I won't walk between). Horrible. There was  woman waiting for that car at the next stop and I tried to warn her, but she didn't listen.

OMG don't remind me. No, I really like that rule. Only, I would sometimes grab McD's after my internship in Maryland, and I'd eat as much before the train came as possible but then because I follow the rules I had to sit with chicken nuggets in my purse until I got off in Virginia. A long time to be hungry with food…

Yeah. I was thinking this morning that reporters, and especially ones in the White House Press Corps, have a lot of training/skill/practice in not reacting, because that makes them better at their job. Whereas I would be a horrible reporter since I’d just blurt out things like, “what the fuck did you just do,” “that’s…

That's the kind of joke I can get behind.

Right. Except for the being fat part. Being fat is not a crime, and not something anyone should be ridiculed or shamed for. Trump 's vileness has nothing to do with his weight of shape, and he'd still be just as disgusting and repugnant if he were thin/muscular/ripped/hot/whatever-turns-you-on. Let's stop talking like…

So the excuse can be "I don't want to suppress the free press, I was just following orders." Am I wrong to be worried? 

I know this is supposed to be a cute post, and I’m probably in the minority here, but I think it’s really gross when you (the site, not just you personally) post things like this calling animals”hot” or “sexy” or asking “would you?” regarding animals.

Why are we letting this administration do these things like they’re normal? I don’t necessarily mean us little people, at least in this situation. The rest of the reporters in that room? Their network bosses? Unions? Someone to take immediate and direct action?

Nope. I think his hand that was already outstretched toward the president might have touched her arm near the inner elbow when she was rudely reaching between his arms to snatch the mic away from him. But of course that isn't at all the same as what the administration is implying. 

Oprah has been doing this (promoting crap and quackery) for a long time. Goop is just trying to be the white version of Oprah.

Oprah must be getting paid to promote these. I mean, I've always thought so (except maybe the first year) because how do her many favorite things change every year? But ok there is a 0% chance that her favorite mixed flavor popcorn tin isn't from Garrett's. 

With postage paid! Still wouldn't solve voter suppression, but it would be a good step.

Right? Adding the word “suicide” to our ratings should not be a big deal. Nobody complains about having spoiled the “sexual content,” “violence,” or “mature language.”

I empathize. My worst trigger is different, and I too want warnings beforehand even though it's hard (and I feel bad/guilty) spoiling plots. For example, the Perks of Being a Wallflower. I know it would "spoil the surprise" for people reading/watching, but I sure as hell wouldn't have watched that movie if I'd been…