Same. This feels so weird, but in a good way I think.

So basically Booz Allen failed in conducting a proper background investigation on him before giving him the job, and kept him employed even when people could see he was probably a risk due to his own negligence. Great.

Because it tells them they’re special.

Hear hear!

Oh but I want this now. Lobster Dragon.

My socialist friend is voting for Johnson. I think they’re just being edgy/contrarian, because this doesn’t seem in line with their beliefs. Another couple I know are voting Johnson and appear be socially liberal mostly conservative, really out of touch with people who are struggling/not rich.

Thanks!

God damn it commenters! What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Seriously. What the fuck is up with these commenters?

Now I feel hungry and unfulfilled.

So once this guy messaged me, “You have the prettiest smile,” and I was super flattered until I looked at my profile and realized I’m not smiling in any of my pictures.

Hahahahaha! Excellent!

This is so sad.

Oooooh no! No NoNo. 

Clearly it was a vampire dog.

Um. They definitely shouldn’t have been taking pictures while you were in there, no matter their excuse.

I think it may happen when you’re bending down getting you your pants off, or as you’re about to sit on the toilet. Then your body would be in a position that could make it go up the wall.

Thank you!

So I’m in recovery for eating disorders, and my first thought re: Jessica Biel eating in the shower was, “Wow I didn’t know she was bulimic.”

Comments here on Jolie remind me so much of people saying, “well if you didn’t do anything wrong, why do you need a lawyer?” Shit.