Right? I don’t particularly enjoy being around children, but I would never do those things. I’m not a monster.

Why is he holding a cell phone in his hand? Shouldn’t that hand be free and ready to protect if something happens? wtf

Ding! Ding! Ding! You got it

Plain oatmeal made with water? Sorry you’re not feeling well.

Happy Birthday!!!

For dogs the American Kennel Club will register chips for free, I believe. Whatever other company was charging over $100, and you had to do it again every year.

Wow. You should definitely write a letter of complaint.

I would give a warning before, because personally I would want to receive a warning in a situation like that.

Happy Birthday!!!

You’re not a loser for working on your career goals instead of partying it up. No matter your age. Your semester sounds very busy, and quite impressive. Remember to take care of yourself (snacks, water, rest, stretching, short walks, funny movies) and I’m sure you’ll do fine. If it’s too much you can do a little less…

Wow! That’s awesome

Ew ew ewwww. Gross.

Oh my gosh that is awful

Cackling. I’m horrible.

Well said! I agree with you on all points.

This is out of left field, but are you by any chance a 28yr old raised in the NW suburbs of Chicago? Your handle is an inside joke I used to have with a friend back in high school.

Ahhh. Now the protesting makes more sense.

Yay!

That’s unfortunate. Do you think they misgendered you on purpose? Like, disrespecting a trans* or genderqueer individual’s stated gender? Because that would be some bullshit.

Feeling a weird envy tonight. I just found out that someone I had a very small crush on a few years ago, barely spoke to at the time, and haven’t spoken to or seen or really thought about in years is getting married to a mutual acquaintance. Like, I seriously one thousand percent have no logical reason to feel envious…