We tend to associate video game intros with lavish, pre-rendered cinematic sequences. Something to help kickstart…
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We’ve decided to form a union here at Onion Inc., home of The A.V. Club and our sister sites The Onion and ClickHole.…
Needs better art direction.
I actually called their customer support to ask about this since I noticed that at my parents house, this doesn’t happen. They claimed there’s no way to turn it off and took down my suggestion for an “enhancement” to get rid of the crap feature they added.
It’s Friday night, and you’re browsing Netflix. You want to relax and watch something. What should be a chill time…
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Are you hungry? Watch this food supercut and you will be.
Multiplayer video games can get toxic fast, especially when you’re stuck with a team of overranked LOSERS and you…
The Switch is getting Lumines? We’re so doomed. Tetsuya Mizuguchi’s rhythm puzzle game is coming to the Switch this spring as Lumines Remastered. We’ll be Shinin’ like it’s the 2005 PSP launch. Update: It’ll also be out on Xbox One, PS4 and PC. Look for it in May.
Why do you stereotype asians as being racist ? That makes you a racist.
Generalizing Asians even more racist than you realized. ASIANS are not monolith people, they are diverse bunch. They are not only consist of pale and yellow skin, slant eyes variety (East Asia). But there are also darker shade of skin color and big eyes of South East and South Asia. Not to mention Arabian and Persian…
Tell me why any human needs a billion dollars. Tell me why people have so much excess cash that they trade paintings and sculptures back and forth for millions of dollars. There’s a maximum amount of wealth a person needs before it just becomes superfluous and they either look for inflated ways to amuse themselves…
If only we could all be “flaunt my wealth by placing my child in situations children have no purpose being in” rich.
Ohhh, okay, cool cool. Meanwhile, I’m over here trying me to figure out what I can sell on eBay. America is so awesome!
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Since Republicans in Congress passed their sweeping, mind-bogglingly regressive tax legislation in December, people…
On the inverse, life is too short to spend hours of your life every day worrying about cooking and cleaning. You are wasted months/ over a lifetime just trying to consume calories.
On the inverse, life is too short to spend hours of your life every day worrying about cooking and cleaning. You are…
Which isn’t even mentioning that the scene featuring the first CGI actor was so dimly lit that he was not clearly or recognizably a person of color for many viewers (or at least most the viewers in my family). Or that the second one has a Caribbean accent even though human heads were only shrunk(en?) in the Amazon*…
I’ve had plenty of them (mostly the coffiest and the cafe vanilla) and have never had any digestive issues.
I’ve had plenty of them (mostly the coffiest and the cafe vanilla) and have never had any digestive issues.
Gun laws in Japan are weird?
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