Gretzky’s best chirping consisted of a nod to Dave Semenko, followed by an official timeout while blood was scraped off the ice.

How else are we supposed to know when the games are going to start? You act like there is some official person who can just walk to the center of the playing surface, blow a whistle and signal the start of play. Boy, are you dumb.

But...but...how else will we know we live in America?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Well that was a mistake, huh?

That’s a bullshit answer from someone who has apparently never driven on ice.

(I live in LA, but went to school by Lake Superior at Michigan Technological University and grew up outside of Ann Arbor. The roads here don’t turn to “ice”, you’re just a shitty fucking driver)

It’s pretty much just the boobs when it comes to Kate Upton, she’s just one of the more high profile big boobied models who don’t do porn.

Stanced Toyota RAV3

Just like any other genre of gaming, some people find them fun and some don’t.

*smiles and places a friendly hand on your shoulder* Yes, you are right. We all hate them. They’re terrible and not fun in any way. You have the right opinion. *turns to the camera and winks*

Are you still pretending that they arent? And arent one of the most massive gaming genres? lol k

They should’ve put a boot in his ass. It’s the American way.

The Zen Master is clearly just trying to call attention away from the fact that he gave the ghost of Joakim Noah a 4 yr/$72 mil contract.

Over the summer, Curt Schilling threatened to punch my friend (who used to work in the Sox front office) in the throat on Facebook.

I’ve met and interacted with a lot of celebrities, but this is about my son.

This isn’t a story about a guy being a dick, but I was once in a Taco Bell when Mike Holmgren walked in, studied the menu intently for two solid minutes, and then walked back out never having said a word. It was over ten years ago but not a day goes by that I don’t wonder what the heck his internal monologue must have…

Snake: Bye!

There’s a 90% chance that last sentance didn’t happen.

The stories are supposed to be about when celebrities are dicks. Not when your a dick to a celebrity.