So Shakespeare walks into a bar and the bartender says "Oi, you can't come in here - you're bard!"

This is one of the first articles on Kotaku in a while that I have read and disagreed with.

Christmas hilarity - AD/BC: A Rock Opera. It's fantastic.

@UsernameOfTheDead: Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

Ah, schadenfreude.

@amazingmao: [www.youtube.com]

@H.A.L.: Completely off-topic, but that is a stunning name and display pic.

@Tarnationman: Still, I can't see them bringing out a special edition green DS when he does turn 25. Which is a crying shame.

@Malcontent79: ...and he's got a big... anyway. TV over here in Blighty does seem to be getting rather good lately though.

@Rumtum: As far as I know, still not tanked - there was a Daily Spoilers update a little while ago with a set visit: [io9.com]

@Krackato-ATOMIC COLLIDER!: meh, it's no skin off my nose.

@Hatebunny: Um, The Mad Doctor, Runaway Brain, the Prince and the Pauper, Mickey and the Beanstalk, Lonesome Ghosts, Mickey's Christmas Carol?

@robmay948011: The best monsters are always those that are based on regular things - the dust in sunbeams, statues, etc.

@Tyrunn: Yeah, but since he's joined he's seen sh*t that'll turn you white.

@snarklenyc: He's Darth Vader's secret apprentice... he gets everywhere!

@Black Knight Rebel: You know what, I didn't even think of ninetails!

@Black Knight Rebel: For 8, I thought 8-bit.

@Black Knight Rebel: That is sharp. I like it.

@Black Knight Rebel: Yeah, the crystal's very recognisable - I was thinking Left 4 Dead

@Black Knight Rebel: 3) E3