@Evdor: What did Nintendo call "Dolphin"?

I remember, even as short a time ago as Final Fantasy VII, where there were SECRET characters. You could entirely miss them if you weren't careful, and could even miss them if you put the wrong responses in in conversations. It is really difficult to find anything worthwhile in games these days that is actually…

@miquonranger03: brailleboard

While the others were distracted, Carlisle moved in for a sweet touch of boob. And they'll never know...

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Well considering the relevant legislation is called the Sex Discrimination Act...

@Blore07: Wolverhampton Wanderers: 1

@vitiumcloud: As someone who greatly enjoyed the game, I just thought I'd take a bit of time to respond to your comments and outline why I like it.

You wait, once released this game will have no parallel.

Um... if this doesn't respond to specific voice commands, can't you just beat it by placing it near a speaker?

@Little Mofreaky: This is possibly the most juvenile rubbish I have ever seen.

@relatively_speaking: Remember last week, when the little robots were fapping their rotor blades? Well in between now and then, one of their friends has just been... fapping.

I really think the logo looks like a younger Sonic - imagine him with smaller spikes and bigger more "cutesy" ears - and that worries me. However, if it is a reboot they may prequel the original. I just long for Robotnik to be putting animals in robots, and Sonic trying to stop him. Just Chaos Emeralds, no Super…

@trunkenmath: Quite a lot of it really really is. Writing a bunch of filth in a text message or sending someone a picture of your penis/breasts is far less debauched than the huge library of messed up stuff in porn. Also, not every teenager is out there waving their penis around for all to see. I'm not against porn,…

@dracosummoner: Unless the answer is "bu-"

@dracosummoner: What is the sound of one fist bumping?

Why is this metal, you may ask? Because this is in the middle of a mosh pit for Rammstein, and we're wearing glowsticks to incite the crowd. Threw a couple to random strangers too to lighten everyone up. They weren't happy.