The six closest people in line to inheritng the throne must get permission from the Queen before marrying by law.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

Lynda Carter is 65 years old.

okay but can a white lady in yoga pants please call me an ambulance because I think I just had a heart attack while gazing into that farmer’s eyes.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Burned? Gotta dump that in that E.T. Atari pit.

What kind of grown ass woman sits that way?????

That’s enough internet for today.

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?

Two things:

“Ivanka, Ivanka, Ivanka!”

I typically try to stay away from sweeping generational blame, but this morning someone in my FB feed posted a phenomenally depressing infographic that displayed the voting preferences for the Brexit broken down by age group, along with “how many years they’ll live with this decision”. Damn if it wasn’t the most…

Whew...here I thought us Americans held the monopoly on stupidity.

Yeah, I wanted to come up with some wordplay too but... fuck, after alligators and gorillas and shit.. these folks are goddamn lucky they left with all limbs intact.