Creepy as fuck? You got it!

Dammit. Now there’s something in my eye. Also this thing is going to come out of my computer monitor now.

I’ve been carving and drying turnip jack o’lanterns for four years now. Time consuming to do, but creepy and last forever! (and tiny enough to use as tree decorations.)

Pastels and smiles?

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?

Two things:

“Ivanka, Ivanka, Ivanka!”

Film gets made, everyone loves it and it does well, so of course decades later it will be remade to cash in again. It’s almost like it’s the...

Man, who was the jerk that converted the video from VHS?

I don’t usually go in on troll bait but I gotta ask: what the hell is/are “Demarcates”?

Do you denialists ever get tired?

“It’s finally here! Kids, go to bed.”

I wish more dudes would groom simply because of how gross it is to leave your little curly inch-long pubic hairs on the urinals at work.

I don’t understand how this is a gender thing. Myself and all my male friends shave there too.

I’m waiting for the all shrimp version.

The answer is really quite simple. Fear the Walking Dead actually takes place in an alternate universe where everyone is boring and unlikeable.

I worked in a gentleman’s club when I was younger. It’s amazing how quick the brain switches from pervy glee to boredom. It’s different for different people, but within three weeks it was just another job to me.

It also helps that all the sleazy behind the scenes shit really strips away the appeal.