Also pick up those omelette ingredients for the weekend. Bacon bits, pepper, onion, mushroom. Throw all in the frying pan on high, whip up your eggs, turn down to medium, add eggs, put on your toast. Pour coffee, get out the dishes and plate up. Simple $10 breakfast for less than $2 and 10 minutes.

Add in some laxative and don’t seal the bottle. Meal replacement, purge inducer, and clense — all in one! The ultimate diet, weight flows out of three orafices at once. (trademark)

Sarcasm?

You are speaking for yourself, stop justifying your own perceived flaws by saying everyone is like that.

In many theaters there are 3 speakers on each side wall, plus the big speaker up front. Sit aligned with the second speaker along the side. Because of location of exit doors and old structural intrusions, sometimes that isn’t 2/3 of the way back.

Overloading the washer also prevents circulation of the clothes in the water. Which 1) prevents them from getting clean; 2) makes them far more likely to get knotted around the agitator and ripped; 3) much more likely to settle off-center after the rinse and not spin very dry.

Even better, right now just get a new free Google Voice number and give that number to everyone. Then you can switch phones at will (even temporarily for vacation, etc). Plus configure voice to ring all your phones when someone calls the voice number. And, most importantly, you’ll have Googles scam number blocking and…

Aim where the bucks are, regular ongoing expenses. Like replacing the gym with parks. Easy to do this 6 months of the year, and it adds variety. Phone plan ending? Keep your Android/Apple phone (most of them) and switch to Tracfone to save at least $500 a year. There is so much free wi-fi around, that unless you…

This is a great approach. Replace a chain restaurant meal with a picnic. Even if you buy the main course (fried chicken, pizza, sub), bring along your own inexpensive supermarket side dishes and beverages. We always do this while on a car trip, lunch is always on some river or similar scenic spot. p.s. Always have bug…

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Especially true for Chinese. Order a soup or eggroll each and split an entree. Chinese is plated for family-style anyway.

Alka-Seltzer!

“There pretty easy to make too”- cringe

Yup, somewhere between 100k and 120k the whole thing will fall apart. Still fun, have owned 4 of them. Just gotta get rid of them before 100k.

No. Like discrimination/bullying/violence, ignoring it adds acceptance.

The easiest way to cut 25% of your calorie intake is to eat 25% less. It’s no extra work, either. 3 slices of pizza instead of 4. Smaller bowl of cereal. And if you consume 25% fewer calories you will lose weight.

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Or just use a TracFone and retire a year earlier. Do the math!

30 below zero. Need not say more.

Store bought keeps weeks/months. Can buy lots on sale. Then it is cheaper. Bacon is priced like soda, regular price is twice what you should pay.