Just think of all those classic Hollywood stories that have been told with forced attempts at modern snark!

...and then Olivier told me “Try acting” or some shit like that!

FFS indeed. Especially because you’d think the box office from a theatrical release of Prey would be far more valuable than whatever contribution it makes to attracting incremental subscribers to HBO Max.

it didn’t start there, though. that’s how petty this all is.

I have mixed thoughts on any sequel because

Except...Free Guy is on Disney+.

Oh man I’ve seen “The Nice Guys” a half-dozen times already, and I’m already looking forward to watching it again.  Makes a great double-feature with “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang”, so hopefully that’s streaming somewhere, too!

Could be watchable. I’ve surprised myself at some of the things I’ve given a chance just for being the rare network single-cam these days.

This was such an odd movie as I was aware of the reviews while starting to watch it, but thought that at least I would get some great action scenes. Except somehow even all those felt weirdly boring to me.

I watched it, and thought “Fuck me, poor Dolph Lundgren must be pissed he never got this sort of budget”. That’s exactly what it was, except without Lundgren’s personality.

Eagly does not steal. He liberates!

Dave, my mind is going.  I can feel it. I can hear the crawdads singing...

NO DOGS OR SPACE-IRISH

Obi-Wan: “I was wondering if you would ever show up, Master.”

There definitely should be space-Irish, but Liam just sounded different from his Phantom Menace appearance 

although (as noted) she’s barely in it, Oslo, August 31 is an excellent film

Wow, Hanks really IS America’s dad.  (except for the asshole son, I guess...)

He knew his son was going to have sex with Blunt only one year later in “The Great Buck Howard” and he freaked.

Pew pew pew. Pew pew pew pew (pew pew pew “pew pew”.) Furthermore, pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew.

I don’t like the sound of ‘ese ‘ere “Boncentration Bamps.”