I won’t watch Game of Thrones or Westworld with my S.O. because they are so gratuitously, sickeningly violent, especially Westworld (and I’m not some sensitive shrinking violet). But I never really had that thought with Fargo in either season. It’s definitely violent but it made sense in the Fargo world and it was…

You mean Trump, right? Because actual Orange Julius is awesome. We couldn’t afford it when I was a kid so the few times we got Orange Julius are among the happiest times of my life.

There was nothing that was NOT great about that season of Fargo. He killed it and Dunst, who I’m not a huge fan of, was really good.

I never hate myself more than when I find Steve Harvey funny, but goddammit he can be really funny.

Chaffetz is an embarrassment to the great state of Utah. There is a growing campaign in the state to make sure he is looking for a new job in a few years. He’s just an incredibly buffoonish, ignorant idiot.

Doubling down on your obvious stupidity. Well done.

God, you’re stupid.

Even having his name in the same sentence as Vin fuckin’ Scully is insulting and stupid. He’s not even the Hawk Harrelson of the NFL. Christ on a cracker.

Bullshit. That’s about as textbook as a hold gets.

The IOC is basically a criminal organization at this point, is there no way for the world powers to step in and just say, “Yeah, we’re not doing this shit anymore”. Fucking Athens, Sochi, Rio . . . It’s a goddamn outrage.

Bone broth is the correct, and frankly much cooler, term. Let’s get our marrow on!

Bone broth is the correct, and frankly much cooler, term. Let’s get our marrow on!

Fuck you, dirty hit. That could not have been a cleaner hit if he tried. The ball was 5 inches out of his hand when he got hit. If you want to change the game so that QB’s can never get hit under any circumstances, fine let’s do that. But the way the game is actually played by grown-ass men, right now, that’s a…

I’m fairly certain that she actually gave an elderly, dying Nixon many sloppy blowjobs.

A girl friend visited me in Chicago once and parked in some random parking garage without really taking note of where, what street, etc. In the early morning hours, still a little buzzed on wine and exhausted from a night of sex, we wandered Streetville for three hours trying to find her damn car. I got a thank you…

Why would I have any sympathy for a mouth-breathing moron who follows this horrible garbage person on social media? Click away, dumbshits.

A full Windor is the mark of a cad.

He’s a narcissist and think he looks great. Only the best suits, only the best ties. Anyone who says differently is a hater and a loser. Expensive = good, by definition.

He is the living embodiment of whatever the opposite of the Italian word “sprezzatura” (effortlessly stylish) is. He spends a fortune on this stuff and still looks like a hobo.

“Successful business man”? Oh, god, you’re adorable.

So her plan was to win the popular vote but ignore the whole electoral college thing, where she was soundly beaten? What a talented politician.