Bone broth is the correct, and frankly much cooler, term. Let’s get our marrow on!

Bone broth is the correct, and frankly much cooler, term. Let’s get our marrow on!

Fuck you, dirty hit. That could not have been a cleaner hit if he tried. The ball was 5 inches out of his hand when he got hit. If you want to change the game so that QB’s can never get hit under any circumstances, fine let’s do that. But the way the game is actually played by grown-ass men, right now, that’s a…

I’m fairly certain that she actually gave an elderly, dying Nixon many sloppy blowjobs.

Sex. That’s the answer. Anything that involves something or someone being between a woman’s legs, even if in a non-sexual context, raises the thought of sex in a man’s mind. “Hey, his head is really close to her pussy!” your brain says to you.

A girl friend visited me in Chicago once and parked in some random parking garage without really taking note of where, what street, etc. In the early morning hours, still a little buzzed on wine and exhausted from a night of sex, we wandered Streetville for three hours trying to find her damn car. I got a thank you…

Why would I have any sympathy for a mouth-breathing moron who follows this horrible garbage person on social media? Click away, dumbshits.

A full Windor is the mark of a cad.

He’s a narcissist and think he looks great. Only the best suits, only the best ties. Anyone who says differently is a hater and a loser. Expensive = good, by definition.

He is the living embodiment of whatever the opposite of the Italian word “sprezzatura” (effortlessly stylish) is. He spends a fortune on this stuff and still looks like a hobo.

“Successful business man”? Oh, god, you’re adorable.

So her plan was to win the popular vote but ignore the whole electoral college thing, where she was soundly beaten? What a talented politician.

And also because he’s really really really fucking stupid. Like, dumber than the dumbest sixth grader stupid.

She has united our household; my girlfriend and I both masturbate to Megyn Kelly. It’s weird and wrong but so fucking hot all at once.

Kaepernick is not an NFL caliber QB. Love him, hate him, whatever. He does not belong under center in the NFL. Some team will give him several million dollars for a couple years to be a back-up but he can’t escape the fact that the job of NFL QB is beyond him. I fucking LOVE him and want him to do well, but take…

I hope that, too, but I don’t think it’ll happen. Now that the right has tapped into the insecure, cry-baby white man demographic they really have to ride it out and get what they can out of it. That’s their voting base now. In 20017. Now. In 2017. Sorry, had to type it twice because, well . . . .

I’ve been out of the church for decades and did not know all that. You’re absolutely right about it being a calling.

In fairness to him, his view is at least partly based on the fact that Roe v. Wade is just poorly argued jurisprudence, a view shared even by some people who support abortion rights. There is a huge body of literature on the issue. And even setting that aside, the truly libertarian position, which I think McMullin…

He’s entirely too sane to become a republican leader. The leadership won’t allow it and now that the batshit-insane wing of the party is out in the open, it would never allow it either. And, of course, the issue of abortion and sex ed would sink him. I think he’s got a lot in common with John Huntsman. Smart,…

Jesus, you fucking ignorant whackadoo. You have no idea what you’re talking about. There is exactly one state in the union that has a constitutional prohibition on polygamy. Guess which one it is, dumbfuck? Utah. Guess where the polygamists live? Arizona, Nevada, and Texas. Do a simple google search on your…

It’s kinda the best place but also not a great place. You don’t get to choose where you’re born but it is such a weird, desolate hunk of land it’s hard not to like it. It may as well be the surface of the moon.