Looks like I'm going to be fucking off. Thanks, Megan Fox!! :\

THIS. I never understood where people got Major whoever. He has his uncles hair (lucky him) and very clear markers of Prince Charles's family: the face structure and the mouth. Pictures to follow are in youth):

I love when they put their nose up to yours and stare deep into your eyes. So weird!

Uh, what? That is terrifying. How was the woman filming this not more terrified?

Susan Sarandon is fucking fabulous and hugely underrated in general.

I totally think it is something like that. Poor old lady.

orrrrr you go and build a clay oven, if yoiu have the space....and cook bake an smother all kinds of goodies......if u need insight, I built quite some of those

Well, nobody likes beat pussy.

I'm not racist but black parents seem to name their children the most silly things.

Haha, white people!

I don't give a good goddamn what color the child is/was, if I saw an unattended child in a park for hours on end, then there's no way I'm not calling the cops about it. This is why cops exist. If I went up to an unattended child in a public park to see if they were alright, someone else would think me a pedophile and…

NYC now has a country station! I'm happy about it, I love Country in the summer.

To be fair, Japanese katakana mangles Roman alphabet words just as much. I had a conversation with a Japanese friend who insisted she had no idea who John Malkovich was. But when I named off a few of his films and roles, a light came on - "Ah, shiteru! John Mah-roo-koh-BEE-chee!"

Do you mean, why do YOUR standards of attractiveness not apply to British men?

Water is your friend. I'm 32 and I can pull through all but the nastiest of hangovers if I chug at least 3 glasses of water before bed, preferably more.

you sound like an asshole :(

girrrrl watch Judge Judy, even a text from him saying something about paying you back is enough evidence to prove it was a loan! you don't need to get shit notarized or anything, especially for a small amount like that. and do you really want to marry a guy and become part of what sounds like a very dramatic family?…

At first I was confused, but then upon second thought I figured that's what it could mean.

She kind of reminds me of a couple of girls from America's Next Top Model. Aminat mixed with Danielle

Now that is one fucking GOOOOOD photoshopper!! I'm just dying to see the oroginal clip with Sophia to see exactly wtf she was doing, and how this magnificent photoshopper managed to do what s/he did. Was Sophia taking off some prosthetics in front of a crowd for some reason, or was it all photoshopped to just…