Be seated near them and make a nice call home to your mom in an Arabic-sounding language about how interesting it is to be seated near Trumps. Use the name Trump several times.

“You’re kicking me off for expressing my opinion?!”

Ivanka doesn’t know what words mean.

Adding to this, should Barron have special needs, I think this SHOULD have been one of the major things taken into consideration by Trump and his family (assuming Melania is allowed to make any decisions) before he ran for the nation’s highest office, in the service of which a number of sacrifices must be made on the…

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…

I’ve bellyached about this a lot in the last week or so, including in the kinjaverse. I think I’ve come away with a couple of key takeaways, for my own squaring of cognitive dissonance.

1) Bill is not running. Moreover, even if we look at Hill/Bill as a team, Hill did not have a part in any infidelities (and/or…

The most absurd aspect of this is the idea that Trump and his supporters believe we should unequivocally believe Clinton’s accusers but his are all insane and untrustworthy. The idea that women’s experiences are only true when they fit a convenient narrative is as destructive as the tendency to disbelieve them in the…

Love this and for those hating on it saying “well its called a JOB. you do things you dont want to blah blah blah” seriously people? I think its time for a change. No one likes going to work uncomfortable and jobs in general should be enjoyable. Sticking to the whole “its a job and you must do what you’re told” state…

The woman card gets us a ‘free’ drink we never asked for, but cordially accept for fear of repercussions and then get called a bitch slut for not leaving with the buyer.

No. I run in the street because the seams in the sidewalks are uneven and can cause you to trip. I almost always swing up to the sidewalk if it’s available when there’s a car coming, but run in the street when possible.

I know how Charlize feels. My posts would get more stars if I wasn’t so hot.*

“A lot of people lie about rape.”

“I regret that I’m attached to a situation that is so evil, and is so vile,” he told Fox News.

I have often said that if you told the public that a presidential candidate was a murderer, everyone would be like “oh, Ted Cruz?”

Why can’t it be both??

I remember that! It had an impact on me because I realized then that even the most powerful women deal with the same shit I do in my piddly job.

SERIOUSLY. Between the baby and the pump, I had something attached to my boobs for a good 75% of each day.

Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.