I sang every single one of these as I read through the list. And the "loom without a fruit" with the underwear illustration/sponsorship idea was my favorite.

I can only hope that from this day forward, 'push a single' will henceforth be a euphemism for pooping.

You know what it would be a trip to see? A video in which you saw the "girl" making jokes, being silly, cracking up the dude and their mutual friends, playing sports with him or making music with him, watching a movie with him or him braiding her hair (or vice versa). I mean, it would BLOW MY MIND to see two people…

Not one fat girl. Did ya catch that?

Not for nothing, but Nelly was the one that swiped the credit card down a dancer's ass. Ne-Yo has his own issues, but that one ain't one of them.

Pandering? The first two minutes of that song is basically beautiful women being objectified until Kelly Osbourne comes out (and seriously, what is she doing in this video?). And besides the women being of different races, I didn't see all that much actual diversity in looks.... maybe the short haired Asian lady?

Why...would black women look at Pharrell for validation anyway? Did I miss a memo? Sincere question!

GREAT question. Always and forever this one.

I would love to make money doing this, unfortunately the market for lacy panties previously worn by overweight hairy guys in their thirties is shockingly low.

I love you, because it is so true. If it was an all-girls school on that island in Lord of the Flies, they would have been off of it in a week.

Thank you.

Is this what Corey Feldman was talking about on The View?

If you read the article the father has vowed to kill his daughter to protect their family honor. I know I shouldn't be surprised by this, but every time I read about a parent willing to kill/hurt/disown a child for reasons related to going against social norms, it boggles my mind. I just, who are these people? How do…

You're awesome

I've heard his kind of bootstrappy rant so many times it's almost like they're reading from a textbook, innit?

Wow. So obtuse. No one is trying to take anything from you, bro. You don't have to get so defensive. Other people describing their experiences is not an attack directed at you.

Please don't feed the troll.

You know, I know people think that Corey Feldman is a joke. For all intents and purposes, he is. But he has been one of the only people blowing the whistle on the rampant pedophilia that he and buddy Corey Haim suffered at the hands of some of these disgusting people for YEARS. On all fronts and wherever possible,…

That is the part that has always confused me. It seems so many people automatically go to the "hurrr hurrr hurrrr, women aren't as strong as men and don't belong in combat." But, I don't get why strength is the only important asset. In addition to what you mentioned, they are more flexible, and can actually have…

First of all, when you pay that $1000 a month into a house payment, about eighty bucks goes to principle. The rest is interest. Second, until that house is paid off in thirty years, you own NOTHING. Third, most people are upside down in their houses from the moment they sign. All you own in that house is equity,…