cumberbitch
cumberbitch
cumberbitch

I'm a big fan of making lemonade from lemons. Most wedding photos are staged and awkward looking. This is stunning - and, I think, a decent metaphor for marriage, LOL. You'll have to get through some fires together, for sure. May as well start on Your Big Day.

It can be done.

That's what vipers do...they hide quietly right near you until you're so close that it's TOO LATE TO GET AWAY.

I don't use tampons or cups because I don't like to stick things in or pull things out of my vagina. It squicks me out. I masturbate quite a bit, and started young. So add me to the list of women who won't have anything inorganic shoved up her hoo-ha yet has a sex drive to rival most men's.

Awww, smile, honey! It's the second best thing you can do with your mouth. xoxo

Boys, you were built with 10 fingers and only one dick. Enough said ; )

My god, her voice is The Brown Noise!

You must have a pretty fabulous Resting Bitchface ; )

Or with whatever else is handy.

Can I hit someone if I want Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch?

So, this is the woman who got mad that her topless magazine photos were leaked online?

The clock is ticking on that marriage.

...and there it is. 'Stop complaining, bitches, and start saying 'yes' to guys who hit on you. SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T.' The MRA mentality in a nutshell.

Just pull up Sherlock on Netflix and you'll get it.