I'm a librarian. Teaching people how to use research tools is a big part of my job.

You just know that he only invited Christie so that he could do that to him in front of everybody.

That makes me even more sad.

Fuck this guy.

I'm really interested in this series because of Laverne Cox, but it is so not my type of show and I am still catching up on programs from years ago, like Kimmy Schmidt. Maybe she'll get her own spinoff.

I'm actually surprised that the Cunanan story hasn't been made into a movie by now.

That makes me sad.

It used to be more difficult to win a Grammy. Now, you just need to be the most well-known nominee in the category.

Streisand beating Gabriel is the Grammys in a nutshell. I had no idea that had happened.

Now Trump is going to have to bring his staffers along to cheer while he speaks to a group of veterans.

I was very torn about the first film. A man murdering 77 people to avenge his dog is the kind of story that I could get behind, but watching depictions of dogs dying always makes me cry.

Eh. The Grammys have always been very middle-of-the-road. I'm pretty sure that the committee's idea of being edgy is giving the 1996 AOY award to Alanis Morissette.

I think that the really obvious choice would have been to get Rosie O'Donnell to play Trump.

White people have a culture. It's just so lame that nobody would ever want to appropriate it.

I feel confident that my dog would avenge me.

Trump and Conway are such easy marks. They can't let anything go.

That makes sense.

Seriously…Why bother even having the dinner?

Watching a series of dogs die in a movie? I think that I'll pass on that.

I really thought that this was going to be Amy Adams' year to win, especially with Viola Davis in the Supporting category. I'd say that she's about as close to a lock as there is for this year. It seems like nobody was expecting the showings for Lion, Hacksaw Ridge, or Hell and High Water…Maybe the Oscars are going to…