Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

If they just pay the players they could have hired professional thieves and this whole caper would have gone off without a hitch....

Joke if you must, but a two day adult hide and seek competition sounds fun as hell.

Imagine thinking for a fucking second. Hackers didn’t break into her house and scan her driver’s license or her passport. She was the one who did, and put them on some server that was hacked. Why?

While posting blackface is never a good start, in this case he was satirizing appropriation. I would have thought that would be a legitimate use of that image.

Or ya know the whole “blackface” and tweeting of the Al Jolson pic, same difference I guess?

And last!

The team seems to be horribly mismanaging this but it ultimately has to be that Bosa doesn’t want to play for them, right? Maybe he didn’t feel that way when he was drafted but has settled on that during these negotiations.

But what will people be offended by then?

I was a college wrestler at a rival school at the time. I remember this vividly. Celestin was solid. Parker went on to transfer to Oklahoma and I believe was an All-American there. So these were two talented wrestlers in trouble.

If his dad can yell at a chair for 20 minutes, Scott can take 5 mins to call the grieving father of his dead friend.

Where did you play? Iowa City didn’t have a rink until 1998. You go to CR?

I’m wondering if we should infer from this that he didn’t attend the funeral either. I could understand if he spoke to her father/family then but hasn’t called since to check up on him or something, as that’s difficult and awkward. But to not even acknowledge her death at all? That’s just fucked up and immature as…

Clint Eastwood's son

I had to call a highschool friend’s parents at 0200 after we lied to them, went to a party, she got alcohol poisoning and picked up by paramedics to have her stomach pumped. Shittiest feeling in the world and at the time they hated me, but the understanding that we took care of her eventually melted their frozen…

Dude needs a cock punch.

I still never called her father. I still haven’t found the right words.

Ding ding. I don’t think any editors owe it to the commentariat to take abuse or rudeness, but there seems to be very little differentiation between that, and honest critique/concern. That may be above and beyond what I should expect from news source, but Jez doesn’t bill itself as the New York Times. You can’t both…

and notice how she still won’t answer it... just ask a few dodgy “who me?!” questions and then run along to write something else.

But still: Secretary Clinton and Jezebel felt like a match made in media expediency heaven.