it’s not a shakedown at all, dummy. filing a false police report is a crime everywhere. they could keep them in rio tied up in jail if they wanted to.

Wait what? Extortion? He’s being fined, FFS.

White dudes get in a fight with security, bust up a shop and then lie about getting mugged and Americans largely treat it like a joke, with some articles essentially describing the situation with a boys will be boys undertone .

Well, aren’t you vindicated? I love it after the comments you’ve been getting. Full disclaimer: not American, not Brazilian.

I am SO DONE with Amy Schumer. I’ve given this lady enough chances. She no longer deserves the benefit of the doubt. She’s constantly equivocating over issues like this. Take a fucking stand, Amy, or else step off the damn podium.

I still can’t believe they’re sticking to the robbery story. If you’re going to lie, deny-I get that but at some point you gotta let it go.

I was pulling for you to be right when you were getting piled on, but i disagree they had some hidden agenda. I think these guys were drunk and not thinking, and it caught fire.

Looks like your hooker theory has come into play...lol

tldr

pro tip: if you want to have a discussion with someone or even want someone to answer a question - maybe don’t come in hot with:

I think the NFL was just as pants-shittingly terrified of him as everyone else. He makes the Wu Tang Clan look like something to fuck with in comparison.

well this is awkward... because I’m kinda confident I live in the same country as you ;)

Eat a dick to you small minded idiot

so is Chicago... and LA... and NYC... and DC... and Boston... and Miami... and Vegas... and Detroit... and Honolulu... and St. Louis... and Memphis... and Atlanta... and Oakland... and my hometown of Flint... shall I go on?

you two comments ago:

They said they were robbed by corrupt police officers and one of them put a gun to one of the most famous olympians head. I don’t care where you are, that is going to get alot of attention and rightfully so.

You were an idiot yesterday for believing such a BS fantastical story about guns being pressed to foreheads and robbers letting them leave with their credentials. You are an idiot today for not recognizing the fact that their accusations are holding more weight because it's the Olympic Games and because their country…

I think we can all get behind the principle that people should not be investigated for vandalism and filing false reports until poverty and corruption are eliminated.

I know... because I’ve been so wrong about everything else in this story so far right? ;)

such a mind-blowing statement to make