preferably a charcoal grill; gas grills are largely props for overgrown pyromaniacs

change your name to “femi-fucking-idiot”

It’s so Kinja to have a comment like this.

the tougher ones are when you hear of an older boyfriend and a younger girlfriend, for example, and the boy gets charged... and her parents don’t support the charges. They like the guy, think he’s good for their daughter and support the relationship. Like, everyone else is okay with it EXCEPT for the technicalities of…

yeah, they can work out reform on that... that’s fine.

there’s a lot of weird situations in the sex offender book. There was a time when a college kid getting busted taking a piss next to a building could be a sex offender as well if convicted, so definitely some reform is needed to it. But for rapists and child molesters? There will be no sympathy from me ever in those…

except for child molesters... you can burn those mother fuckers in the town square for all I care

soooo... synonyms?

I’m not a Vikings fan, and I’m okay with it... for real, though, I think it was a smart trade for Minnesota. The NFC is not loaded. Romo down now too? The Wildcard is a possibility with even just stable dink and dunk QB play. Got no problem with it.

meh. Got no problem with this. You could switch “Colin Kaepernick” and “Santa Clara Cops” in your headline and it still be accurate. Whatever. This story on all sides has reached ridiculous levels.

You sure do have a lot of false assumptions ;)

so they filed the lawsuit 20 minutes after the shooting huh? Interesting. I wasn’t aware.

As Lena said in her tweets, the Met story was about her own insecurities,

... on all sides. This is by far the worst and most over-covered sports story of the year now. Just stupid from all angles.

ugh. Just stop.

well I have a cleft lip, so stiff isn’t very accurate

still on that schtick eh? Interesting way to admit you’re wrong, but I accept your apology

agreed you’re wrong

maybe he should’ve just used the word “woke” in a clearly desperate attempt to sound cool, though I think that schtick may be taken already

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