Sure thing. We're having a flash sale on those anyway.

Yeah, and maybe Betsy DeVos isn't the best fit for the Department of Education.

TAKE BACK YOUR SCHOOL YEAR. SHOW 'EM. SHOW 'EM ALL.

You should consider renaming yourself to Kinja Sensei.

Sad!Entertaining!

They gave him the R when they took the D.

Shared experience. It's pretty cool.

"We eunuchs have to stick together."

No wonder he needed to hire writers.

I thought someone was calling me sexy, but it was the other thing.

Rule of Awesome: even if it's terrible, if it is also funny or awesome, it's totally allowed.

Pacific Rim 2: Jaeger Bombs

Would you like to know more?

You're watching Starship Troopers again, aren't you.

"You people keep making this shit, so let's teach you how to wipe properly."

In the future, all password requirements will include the following:

On the plus side, he's kind of a hero among hackers.

HGH + Tetsuo = AKIRA

I'm ready to go rock climbing.

A handyman fixes the house (and life) of a tenant. The film is directed by an 'Andy Tennant. Do the math. This thing is gonna be tight.