See what happens when you punctuate a stranger in the ass?!

Commas. Fuck me.

Gopher, Everett?

FOLLOW THE FAYGO TRAIL

If he did, @Apples would be unforgiven, too.

INTERNET RESOLUTION

INTERNET FIGHT

The objective of the game is to find your missing son…or you can establish settlements, explore the edges of the board, align yourself with one of the three to four other players, share resources, mod your player piece and customize your dice, or just enjoy the view.

For some of us, trimming is much easier than shaving.

*blushes*

Haha, how do you keep up with the pop culture like that?

"That is one big pile of shit."

Great, now I can't stop thinking about making smooth crotch money.

Fury Load

Still, that's less pressing than you get with a khakistocracy.

Gesundheit!

Du hast to be kidding.

An Onion site!

Who went first?

Why would he stop now?