Butter late than never!

It was the creepiest aspect of Big.

I expect this as the opening music for an episode of The Leftovers.

I sentence you to one half-hour of viewing!

Someone pronounced her to be a guilty pleasure.

Can I Get a Witless

We found Chris Martin's account, everyone!

*lays down on a sidewalk*

In Rainbows was the first Radiohead album I acquired legitimately, and it was worth every penny.

I mean, he's not a miracle worker.

Sean goes home, plays The Doors' "The End" on a dusty iPod, and he weeps for the Great America that could have been reported on by Fox News. The children, the ignorant children, those are the ones who will suffer the most, he thinks to himself. Sean enjoys the feel of a single tear slowly rolling down his cheek. For…

Funny enough, this made me do a spit take.

The kaiju puts its hands on its hips and asks Seoul, "Can I cook, or can I cook?"

Wild speculation and hyperbole? On the internet?!

Come on, that was like one face.

That sounds like a decent AV Club Q&A subject.

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Sorry, I went off on a tangent there.

I'm approaching zero comebacks.

Really skewed it up.