Arby's social media is rad. The food is shit, but their online presence is top shelf.

Wine whined about being Wendy at Wendy's?

That is exactly what happened, yes.

I stayed for the movie, and was polite, and she never addressed the obvious fact that she was with child.She never even mentioned it.

It most certain was not. Potent as I am, I have never gotten a lady pregnant before actually meeting her.

I, sir, am many things. A gentleman is not one of them.

Nah.

It was the turn of the century. Things were different then. There wasn't social media on which to…investigate potential paramours. She failed to mention she was in a family way when we arranged the date online.

Being super fucking pregnant is not a good idea for the first date.

If you could just remove this restraining order bolt…

I'd get carbon scoring all over her droid, if you catch my drift.

More like sloppy seconds joe, it sounds like.

He should've stuck to AOL.

You rascal!

She was in no shape to be doing that, no.

That's how you date her, it turns out.

I once had a first date with a girl from the internet. We watched Head of State, and I don't remember anything about it because the lady in question was super pregnant and I never had contact with her again.

The Weakened

It's true. For example, Florida is comprised of a series of lesser dicks.

Hell, I can't spell at all.