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We have a formula. It isn't good, but we are gonna stick to it dammit.

Hermonculus, coming to NBC this June!

Make sure you keep them at more than a short distance. I hear they are very dangerous at that length. Natural sprinters, apparently.

HE PREPAID AT THE MACHINE. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO?!

Mrs. cuddlebastard authorized construction of a gameroom in the cave for me, so there was much moving of shit and also a cub's birthday party where we flew kites (which was fuckin' rad, btw) and I watched the newest Louis C.K. special which had one hilarious part and several chuckle-worthy moments throughout. How was

She eats more kittens this season.

Family Bucket now makes me even more uncomfortable.

If that appeals to you and you buy our chicken…then yes.

KFC

"Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!"

Remember him as he was…uh, before that.

That's it? That's Saitama's secret?!

He IS the brute squad!

It is the best way to punch Vitamin C and diabetes deficiencies in the face.

Trump will now tweet that he had to throw ONE MILLION PUNCHES a day to become the ruler of DC.

*high five*

Exactly my thought while watching. Spot on. Spot on.

Anyone else notice the scene in the airport where Nora is walking towards the camera, and in the background clear as day is a yellow police tape reading DO NOT CROSS forming a perfect cross with a pole directly behind it?

Electric sheeple.