I read that in Skwisgaar's voice.

Remember the weekly DVD release article, how we'd mash up titles and shit? Imma start that again.

Fuck yeah, Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown!

Man, I have several if you want one.

*qweefs ruefully*

Warwick Davis.

Godzilla: King of Friday Nights

Easy does it, easy does it…

Boys Don't Cry, unless their movie is rated PG-13.

Taking over, it won't be long…

Hunger Games

Van Milder will be the movie title. Or Toy Ride, because Happy Meals.

Who can forget the magic of Jareth walking across the football field, frozen in time as he thrust a defiant fist in the air?

Good luck recapturing the magic of perfect-for-mid-1980s practical effects and puppetry and fucking fantastic costumes and characters and music and shit.

A-mazeing!

I'll see you on the dark side of the spoon.

I got mine from a maul.

*Nintendo puts on a spiked Power Glove, cracks knuckles*

Maybe include a controller with a cord longer than a shoestring, assholes.

*loads The Guardian Legend one more time*