Are you thinking rasp or straw?

I was an A-7 crew chief with the 44550th and I think that “cloaking device” has been repainted. I seem to remember it had brighter colors and a radiation warning sticker on it. But yeah, fuel truck drivers probably got the brunt of our false indignation when they got in the area. “See that thing hanging under the…

On a dark and stormy night when the lightning’s crashin’ and the thunder’s rollin’ and the rain’s coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old…

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

Who?

HELL YEAH I DO!

That was a good show that ended too soon.

Pepa is pretty bad, but at least the episodes are short, so you can trick your kids into thinking they’ve watched enough TV when you need to.

OPA terrorist scum!

I guess Abacha Tunde is just gonna have to science the shit out of this.

Danny McBride... in an Alien movie... umm.... ok?

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

“Syncing the sound effects up with a song that’s already pretty trite...”

After seeing Joel Kinnaman in The Killing I’d have a very hard time even imagining him as a government square.

*x-files-theme.mp3*

Ceres?... Look, not everything is what it seems with Belters....

“He didn’t steal my car because he had my keys”