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That's why I'm mentally checked out of both of these shows, even though I'm still watching in the vain hope that something interesting and unexpected will happen.

Actually, that would be trending right now if it weren't for the liberal Facebook agenda reported in this story.

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Butt hurt much?

The men's bathroom never seems to have warm or even hot water. Ice cold every time, which is especially annoying during a frigid winter.

Hopefully with someone witnessing it and hissing, "Oh, I am going to tell. I am going to TELL!"

In our house, we refer to that book as "The Bible."

Joan was just trying to help Christina become the next Dawn Fraser.

LOL I just envisioned a version of Donkey Kong with Joan Crawford throwing wire hangers and steak tartare down to try to take out Christina as she tries to rescue Christopher who is strapped to his bed at the top of the platforms.

Christina Crawford: Prototype for the new millennium's overly-entitled youth!

*goes for Christina's throat, taking her down through a glass side table and lamp*

"Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any STRANGER on the street?!"

For years, I've had Bette and Joan: The Divine Feud in my library and referred to it as "The Bible." So I guess what I'm feeling now is what it must feel like for Christians whenever there's a new Jesus movie coming out.

"Maybe I did it for a little extra publicity…"

Downvoted for disappointing me with such a realistic possibility.

"…a reporter!"

"A movie where Joan Crawford isn't abused by her oldest adopted daughter."

Oh, it's no mere 2 hour movie. It's a mini-series! 8 hours of glorious camp.