Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

hey girl, whats ursine?

Kirby Smart — All the charm of Nick Saban without the results....

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

The heartbreaking tragedy of Aaron Hernandez, as far as Belichek is concerned, is that he didn’t get a compensatory draft pick for losing him.

“I hope kids watching the WBC...”

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Those are tortoises. Sorry to be a turtle-sex highlight truther.

Mostly White Russians.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

The Wall just got taller folks,,,

Nate wasn’t quite sure what to do, then a brilliant idea suddenly donged on him.

The Oregonian is not a good choice of papers to have a beef with. I don’t think this is going to go how Taggart thinks this is going to go.

Hopefully when he’s ready to retire at 50 we can get him over to MLS

They were paid to protest.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

When schools stop pulling scholarship offers at the last second and fucking kids over, I’ll start having a problem with kids having 30 seconds of fun at their expense.