Who hurt you?

What. The. Hell...did I just read? You do realize that most electronic devices nowadays have firmware updates where things are 'fucked with'? Right?

It's adorable you think people didn't know because Kotaku didn't do a post out of it.

They could add an option for trigger sensitivity, but it wouldn't have changed the analog stick sensitivity... Cause, ya know... They are two different parts...

X1 would be terrible without Kinect. Next time you play your X1, don't use Kinect.

Bombs are all wrapped TNT or big black balls with fuses coming out the top, duh.

well they can have power assisted exo-skeleton suits, with a full armor shell over the skeleton. and it would be able to defend against small arms fire just fine. doesnt need to be able to withstand a tank shell or rocket. but maybe small caliber rounds and ordinance shrapnel defense would be a good place to start.

YES. Please. For example, on my PS4 I have Killzone and Battlefield 4. What do I do when people come over?

I would take a bite out of Jennifer Lawrence any day.

Hey, I'm Guy Fieri! And at the Marblestone Bar and Grill they're serving up a mean slice of Jennifer Lawrence, with a unique Caribbean twist!

I always share Fahey. :)

Not as ugly as the new Kinja "experience".

Dear Kotaku,

People complain that the WiiUpad's screen is not necessary for playing a game.

Right, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate the irony of the situation.

It looks like Superman went and got the cops actually.

THAT IS MAHOGANY!

Might be referring to GTA IV's dlc which was praised. Rockstar is planning single player story DLC for GTA V. And last I check that shitty bottle cost $0.