A favorite of mine:

In other news, commenters are still giving article writers a hard time for no other reason than because they're bored and have nothing better to do.

Slow day in the Kotaku commenting section.

In other news, Kotaku writes piece solely to toss in an amazon referral link.

J. Jonah Jameson is gonna have a field day with this one.

Well, it does take bravery to fap using your family computer room.

"Must... reach... save point"

Who is this guy, Jesse Pinkman?

1 Because he's 12, and probably played with fire at some point. 2 Bad wiring.

12-year-old Jaxxyn Wood, from Kentucky, was up at 3:30am playing video games when he "smelled something really bad, like Legos on fire". What he smelled was actually the family's ice-maker on fire, with smoke starting to fill the hallway of his house.

Fox News: "12-year-old juvenile accidentally wakes family while attempting to set fire to the house after playing video game."

Also, I only use magic when I play GTAV

What's Gtrand Thedt Auto?

Say what you want but that looks awful

How does popping my copy of GTA1 into my PS1 work? It works perfectly. Sometimes I'll even throw in the London 1969 expansion disc. Only if I'm feeling cheeky, though.

That's actually a really good idea.

They should make an in-game donation website where player could dump their money "Save the Sasquash" or "Feed Lazlo".

Are you really linking to a joke you made back in September, and asking people to laugh at it again? Nay, remember it for all time as a meme?

If you mean the getaway one, it think that's GTA IV.

Meanwhile in all your condescending, you fucking quintuple posted.