it’s 2017. everything is stupid now.

I can’t get over the fact that two dudes committed a felony to get a microwave. Meth is a hell of a drug, man.

All currencies are a construct of human perception. The value of gold, paper money, this lint I have in my pocket, it’s all relative in value to what we can (for the most part) agree on. Bitcoin is no different. Its more abstract and newer therefore harder to establish consistency and uniformily agreed upon value… I…

Up next from the NYC Taxi Commission:
Terrorists use Uber to get to places for suicide bombings. 

Contractor Jim: “Hey Bob, do we know how tall this door frame is?”

Contractor Jim: “Hey Bob, do we know how tall this door frame is?”

I find it funny how it is considered collusion when you are looking for criminal wrong-doing and want to cite evidence. Collusion is more akin to what CNN does with making shit up to ruin people. Hanging out Shillary’s dirty laundry is just a public service.

“crown prosecutor of Russia.”

Yeah, why the frack did the earth shake?

Unfortunately, Putin isn’t an idiot. On this matter he may have been clueless, but in general he isn’t.

Will it work for a Windows machine? ‘Cause then you could have a PeeC.

I feel like people forget that many, many Atari games were just garbage, or mild variations on one another. Unless the “PC” tidbit means they are going to go into the 800/1200 XL catalog which actually had some decent stuff to pull from. Atari was amazing for its time but I agree this will likely be a harder sell.

Huhuhuh huhuh. You said sixty-nine.

Now they’ll have to get out the back up drone.

This is like using CTRL-F to find and replace text in an article. If you are not careful you’ll end up with lots of unintended covfefes.

As the whining starts about the wisdom of spending money on space research/exploration while there are other issues facing India:

You could say the exact same thing about the US. Or, really, any country spending money on space.

Eh, big whoop. Lower primates have been trying to become successful barterers for some time now.

Most of his films were batshit crazy.