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I think that whatever made-up explanation they give as to why they are white will make roughly as much sense as the claim that they are solar panels...

so jersey even the stock image has a tattoo

As an Oregon resident who has visited NJ, I can tell you we wait just as painfully long as those in NJ do.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

Whatever employee at Tesla designed this thing is clearly a big fan of Hentai

grill a steak until it gets tender, you grill it until it gets tender.

Can we just stop and be impressed with that bro who glided in to help her up?! He's been training for years for this moment.

A simulated flight sounds unbelievably awful. I don't know why, really, it just does.

There's already quite a bit, Edison was a giant asshole.

BMW's hill descent button looks like a pull-toy duck to me.

We really need a full shot of this sweater. Having seen only part of one sleeve, I imagine that it can only be all kinds of epic

I hate these. HAAAAATE them.

When they fly like this.

I always gesture this way when using that word.

As someone who gets revenue from their video's ads, I'm fine with people blocking them. If they are blocking the ads, it means they have no interest in anything advertised and wouldn't click on them anyway. Keeping the ads on would only be annoying and drive people away from my content. If someone actually has