Nobody makes Plymouths anymore, dude.

What this guy said.

FACE. PALM.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Oh, Mr. Ford. I could just eat you up.

Well you don't want the dog staring at you!

And he's talkin' bout his penis.

Somebody already make a joke about Ford driving a Dodge?

This was a great episode and a decent review. Not sure which aspect of the AV Club style you're referencing in your intro, but if it's the need to force the word "meta" into every review, then my hat is off to you for breaking rank.

Probably a bigger bump than this got them: 
http://achewood.com/index.p…

Saying "that Rosebud guy" would be pretty lame.

Not an in-episode gag, but the promos leading up to it for the past week included Pam calling Gillette "Ironside," a nice nod to Raymond Burr.

"Someone who starred in Gone With the Wind…" That would be Clark Gable, hence Woodhouse later addressing Burt as "Mr. Gable."

Funny you should say that, because I hear Carl Weathers is putting on a stage combat workshop for the cast.

Yeah and Creed was just the first band fronted by a Vedder-impersonator of which I took note. After that the levy broke and next thing you know it was nothing but Disturbed and Nickelback as far as the eye could see. Way to ruin high school for me, rock n roll. I pretty much went into a hibernation from which only…

MURDER TIME FUN TIME!!! CASH IN POCKET!!! ETHICAL!!!

(Looks down over thick black glasses, precariously perched on the bridge of the nose.)

Oh, stop it, you!

I happen to feel very strongly about Mr. Dinklage, so I took an extra moment to make sure my phrasing was just-so.

Totally. If I ever have the fortune of meeting Peter in person, I want to compliment him in particular for his turn as Benson Hedges.