young player who can knock the dick off the ball

So what you are saying is that when the US eventually falls, those of us in rural flyover country are going to be fine while Cali and the Northeast is fucked? I’ll read about it more once the podcast is transcribed.

IgnoreAnceAllDay - There I fixed your name for you. You’re welcome.

Whooosh!

LIKE HAWKEY!

I’m pretty sure it was the raccoons who were worried about getting clawed.

With a seven legged bison, everyone in the clan gets a leg bone!

Unfrozen Caveman Coach has spoken.

Wooooooo!

How did he not see that coming?

Dude, relax. That was Newport Harbor not the Deleware river. It is adjacent to one of the cleanest, least polluted beaches in the US.

“Quit acting like a hot, prepubescent, gorgeous piece of ass that I don’t want to have relations with and put a sock on it and get back out there.”

I would rate scoring fucking TDs up there on the list. But it is still behind BJs and the traditional HR method.

It’s sharp I can see the meniscus tear in Big Ben’s knee.

He’s trying to break the unspoken rules of baseball.

This reads more like author panicked looking for the hottest Friday take and chose Baker’s pitching decisions. Some days there are no hot takes.

Slow your syrup roll there Hoser. He’s only on pace for 328 goals... and don’t forget that the Leafs are on pace for 82 loses.

A) No more offensive than you using the term “dog”. I will feign outrage at the mountain tops that you assumed that person to be a man and called that person “dog”. Oh the humanity.

Looks like a typical FoodTV show. I hope it is not.

That’s just bad acting.