You need to see Alice.

Non-counterpoint... Why Your Game Sucks 2016: Football.

Of course it isn’t trash talking. She’s white.

In the wink of a young girls eye...

I don’t have to go.

“Give him a break. At reast he apowogized quickwy.” -Donald Trump

Because Christians.

Heinous, game-losing wild pitch.

@SkeeterCat’s thoughts on this photo: “I don’t think you have a future in photography.”

I couldn’t get past 30 pages of The Postmortal. Could you read it to me on a podcast? ...crap, that would require listening to a podcast... could you come to my house and read it to me when I have some spare time?

Are you people insane? Peanuts at #3?

This is just as dumb as the outrage over Tom Brady deflating balls. Holy shit people get a grip. It’s a fucking game with no point or ending.

What the FUCK! THAT WAS CLEARLY OUTSIDE! A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WASN’T A STRIKE! You have to be kidding me.

/tosses keyboard and leaves.

If “flow” is your take for athleticism, then you are clearly not making your point. For fuck’s sake, the riders are wearing a pressed suit and top hat! If you can find a golfer that could wear that and make the cut at any event, then maybe you have a point.

Oh, it’s a fucking thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_rec…

Don’t waste time scaling fish unless you plan on frying and eating the skin. Just filet it and avoid an unnecessary mess. And if it is a freshwater fish, cook that thing unless you want to get very sick or dead.

Fuck head. Made me laugh. Now I’m the asshole.

+1 Mouthy, dickhead ricotta pizza pie agitated by A.J. Daulerio’s dilated pupils.

Thank you. Made me laugh. Now coworkers are looking at me funny.

So a lego guy fucked a Sleestak and that’s what it produced?