“If he can hit, fine,” Devine added.

The catch is that after you go for gold kayaking you get a the super bacteria and it’s game over in about a week.

Take away “bitch” and it will get replaced with something else. And I’m not saying that just to be a dick.

At least it doesn’t look like a giant curling rock.

Just because Kevin Love had one big defensive stop, doesn’t mean he’s NFL caliber linebacker material.

“Way to use your head, kid.”

Please send Phil Kessel there! He would be a perfect mascot.

The New York Knicked or the New York Sicks or the New York KnIRks?

You could just have them follow the Russians around.

How did Michael Jackson avoid prison if the recently reported findings were true?

I’m pretty sure that Kingsley’s mom was on a 9 month bender before she delivered her sun. If that isn’t fetal alcohol syndrome, I don’t know what is.

Sugar Baby Robinson

He went over the line when he talked shit to the catcher and thumped his chest before crossing the plate. Yeah, I’m a former catcher.

In the tank.

And Sidney Crosby, seven years since lifting the Cup, was off to a slow enough start that people started what was wrong, if his window as the world’s best hockey player had closed.

Are you insinuating that she may have played with his joystick before she turned 18? I really don’t think that would have been illegal.

Don’t mow the yard with those. You will get grass stains all over them.

Famous last words, “Hey watch this!”

Now the Canuks are chiming in?

That was staggering.