You really don’t know how great Gretzky was, do you? Comparing anyone to Gretzky is complete sacrilege. He is the all-time NHL points leader with 2800+ points in less than 1500 games. Jamir Jagr will likely surpass Mark Messier for second all-time next year with 1900+ in 1700 games if he plays the full season! Gretzky…

Judging from the photo, he used the uncoordinated Oomp Loompa defense as his trump card.

Pulling out the self-entitled bitch attitude when a cop asks you to do something is probably not a good idea. Then refusing to identify yourself? Narrow road with no shoulder and a sidewalk available... pretty sure sure that cop was making the request for her safety and others driving.

The Flyers look wild.

Fire it right between the shoulder blades. Shit, now it is a written rule.

Always clutch truthers.

“You missed eight-ball.”

And the one before that was in 2012 when he tried to take off Daniel Sedien’s head. He’s a three-peat, dirtball POS. Swinging a stick at a player’s head ON PURPOSE is as fucking dirty as shit smeared underwear on the floor of a public restroom. Doing it twice confirms that IS your persona and not just a one-time lapse…

This was the best. Thank you for the junior high flashback!

Settle down Squidward. That stick is 2 standard deviations too far up your ass.

You are watching Iron Ref.

Iron Ref

8. Mock Fish - Like mock crab it is #OceanMeat paste and starch in the shape of a fillet.

They are the circus peanuts of Easter.

By my calculations, you are a super sleuth.

If you don’t get the joke, you are fucking high.

Judging by the photo, I’m surprised he didn’t get more shit for his crooked face.

“Big deal. Let me see you do that with a puck.”

“Really?”