You really don’t know what sexual harassment is, do you?

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The announcer is Canadian, so he is obviously using the metric system.

No, the Browns don’t have glory days. The Oilers are still paying for blowing up their glory days.

I’m pretty sure that getting blackballed from the NFL is the one thing that Manziel can handle getting done without any help.

Saw this once in Texas. Except it was a fox with a drawl and dog leg left.

I did this with my kid just last week and she brought it to school for lunch. I had to pick her up at school because her teacher asked what it was and my daughter replied, “it’s fuckin’ pasta.”

Go watch cricket, then.

Great, now Drew is angry at the position of the sun.

So what do cats drink?

With so much drama in the NPB
It’s kinda hard bein’ Kyosuke Takagi
But, he, somehow, some way
Kept placin’ dumb ass bets like every single day
He would kick in a little under for a G (yeah)
To make a few ends meet yeah, then breeze through
Two innings on the mound and leave fist pumpin’
Cause they got the runner at home
He’s…

I thought that Cousins getting stroked by a Tight End was only cool in the deep south.

So if the doctor did say that and he was certain of it, then he could have said he would have died. If you want to split those hairs, son, quit using a butter knife. Lunch time is wrapping up, go outside and enjoy recess.

Can you just put them in a list so I don’t have to listen to that megalomaniac?

I turned off ESPN five years ago and it’s been fantastic. Don’t go back, man. Don’t do it.

Some thing tells me that this guy has already played way to long at the Brewer’s AAA club in Colorado Springs.

Carmelo needs to stop snitching.

He completely messed up the joke. He was supposed to ride in on a donkey named Yo, but he still managed to look like a horse’s ass.

Not surprising that bear stole their lotion. It’s Russian.