Why does it look so...safe?

Why does it look like an F150?

I feel like an old man saying this but I don't understand these "teens react" videos anymore. It seems that they've devolved into videos of teens playing/doing things that teens, like, already do under normal circumstances, like play modern video games.

I can actually see Motortrend article now, comparing the Mustang GT350R with the Ferrari 458 Speciale and Porsche GT3 (reg strength and RS).

Here's the dirty secret about Kyrie Irving - he isn't actually all that good. He's a solid scorer - slightly above average efficiency, but high volume - who provides exactly nothing else. He doesn't play defense. He can't orchestrate an offense.

Meanwhile, Maple Jordan just scored his sixth straight 20 point game.

All these images coming out.. getting nothing done today

Once you see it:

After all, the device you read this post on was most likely built in China, and the MacBook Air I'm using to write down these words was also assembled there. I've been hitting it hard since January, 2013, and it still rocks

*opens the passenger door to find a 240 in the glovebox*

!?

*NOISE*

"Inscription? We need to go deeper."

Amazingly, everyone has made a full recovery. Seeing as my mom's chances of living we're less than 10%, and the doctors at the Mayo Clinic were doubtful if she'd make a full recovery, I'd say we're pretty damn lucky.

In 2004, my family and I were in a bad accident caused by a drunk driver (the kind of accident where everyone should have died). It was his FIFTH DUI. That shouldn't even be possible.

Too many lawyers/politicians get DUIs for them to ever consider legislation like that.

pfft screw that

1st offense: License suspended for a minimum of a year, heavy fines, plus at least a month jail time.
2nd offense: Loss of license for life. 6 months jail.

I feel like Project CARS has realistic graphics in the same way Gran Turismo does; factually they're realistic, but they lack the art direction and appeal that Forza and Driveclub have that elevates them from digital to beautiful. There's just more colour, contrast and life to Forza and Driveclub that's missing from…

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

On the one hand, Schilling's percentage evolved from 29.2% to 39.2% over the past year. On the other hand, he has no idea what I'm talking about.

A rare instance of the phrase "florida man" not preceding a bizarre crime. But this is pretty neat I guess.